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Meet 62-year-old Carol Lugo. I haven't seen anyone bust a move this crazy good since David Brent and Napoleon Dynamite. Just skip to 1:48 and prepare to be amazed, nauseated, alarmed and thoroughly entertained.

(Someone yanked the embed code at the video. Here's the direct URL to it.)

The ultimate FYI

Vito Acconci as the existentialist MGM Lion who gives away the ending.


This morbid yet oddly calming 2000 film short by Dennis Palazzolo uses words from the cheerful Timothy Furstnau.

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Behold the SprintCam, a high-definition, ultra-high-speed video camera that can record as many as 1,000 frames per second, making it a slow motion sensation. Porn addicts everywhere can't decide whether to be excited or terrified by its potential.

McDada's

The Blue Man Group invents the fast food window slingshot, the french fry Mohawk and other fun stuff.

Diplomasea

President Obama in serious discussion with the Horn of Africa's pirate king.


Actually he's talking with his speechwriter Cody Keenan, costumed for a prop photo Obama used in a White House Correspondents dinner speech last month.

Why not have the last laugh as you are kicked to the curb, America?

Top ten things to say to the mortgage company when you can't make payments anymore.

10. "I've invested what's left of my money in a year's worth of ramen."

9. "The reason I'm leaving the huge shit smear in the bathroom is cuz I swear I can see the face of Jesus in it."

8. "Mind your step, I'm leaving behind my two hundred pet cobras."

7. "In the spirit of Huffington Post's trendsetting something-for-nothing business plan, I'm willing to live in the house... for free!"

6. "Since my kids drew priceless crayon sketches on them, I'm taking the walls with me."

5. "I urge you to leave the kitchen untouched as an endangered rodent preserve."

4. "I hope for the sake of historical posterity that you'll maintain the shallow graves in the crawl space."

3. "Enjoy the black mold, bitches!"

2. "I sublet the place to mobsters who hate mortgage companies muscling in on their loan sharking."

1. "Don't bust down the door or you'll disturb the vat of nitroglycerin."

My good friend Nick Cargo has his own list here.